Fake Genealogy Where Everyone's Related
The Silly Services
Welcome to Fake Genealogy
It's an electronic greeting card. It's a funny certificate. It's the perfect gift!
Do you have any famous relatives? Do you want some?
Here at Fake Genealogy our crackpot team of investigators are bound to discover that you, your relatives, or your friends, are related to some famous historical figure. We verify this 'fact' and email them an 'official' Declaration of Relation.
Who might it be? (Who would you like it to be?) Think of the bragging rights when you tell your friends that you are a distant relative of Napoleon Bonoparte.
The perfect novelty gift for any genealogy buff!
Did your great great grandfather cross the Delaware with George Washington?
For just $1.37, thats right only $1.37, we will email you a Declaration of Relation certifying that George Washington is your great great grandfather!
We can make you either a 'direct descendant' or 'distant relative' of any historical figure - you choose! Don't worry we have plenty of famous relatives to go around.
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Order now and we create a custom webpage with the declaration and then enter it into our online registry that you can share with your friends and loved ones! Looks great on your MySpace, Facebook, website or digital picture frame!
So go ahead and click Order Now: Get Related and get your Declaration of Relation today!
But wait there's more:
Order with Paypal and we will email you a free coupon good at any SillyService!
That's right: Buy One, Get One Free!
It's all in good fun, and prefect for a birthday, holiday, or anytime you want to send someone a smile!
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